This is the one and only site where you can win totally cool prizes just by picking the magic m&m.
Note: you must meet certain requirements to win
First and foremost, you must be a complete moron or Chris Esiel
to think I would just give a way prizes because the only thing
you will ever get is a cold.
Second, since someone out there might get upset and try and take
legal action, I want to state on the record that I don't give a
shit if they do
Third, please don't give me an anal probing, that can get kinda
nasty
Fourth of July is a cool holiday, but the fireworks can really
hurt people.